--1996 - Grandpa’s Laws - There are 4 ways to analyze the situation. Either they are what they appear to be, or they are not what they appear to be, or, they neither are nor appear to be, or they are not, yet appear to be. Have you ever thought what it would be like if there were not hypothetical situations? Here are Grandpa’s laws of physics:
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-Grandpa’s Laws:
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- 1. The law of conversation of energy - you get out of something what you put into it.
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- 2. Entropy - the second law of thermodynamics - things will always tend to disorder and get worse. You only get so many heartbeats in life and eventually you get to the last one and you’re done. So, enjoy the good times whenever you can find them. Work at finding them.
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- 3. Law of Inertia - never give up. Bodies in motion tend to stay in motion. 80% of success is in showing up.
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- 4. The law of Truth - Always tell the truth , that way you will have less to remember.
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- 5. Evolution - you gradually become as your thoughts.
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- 6. Law of Education - the biggest return on investment in education is the ability to make yourself do what needs to be done, when you ought to do it, whether you like it or not. Otherwise you tend to do what you like to do, instead of liking to do what needs to be done….. If you think education is difficult, trying being stupid.
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- 7. The law of Attraction - you can never be lonely if you like the person you are alone with.
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- 8. The law of Experience - experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.
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- 9. Action equals reaction - love thy neighbor. You reap what you sew.
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- 10. Resistance = Potential / Current = The path of least resistance is only paved in the beginning. You can never have a brand new start , but, you can start now and have a brand new ending.
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- 11. The laws of Probability - the harder you work the luckier you get.
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- 12. The law of Effectiveness - It is more important to do the right things than to do things right. Effectiveness is more important than efficiency.
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- 13. The law of Efficiency - It is not what you got that counts, it is what you do with what you got, that counts.
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- 14. The law of Volume - If you want to put rocks in a jar put the big rocks in first. Is it full? Now you can add sand. Is it full? Now add water. If you do it backwards you can never get the big rocks in the jar. Do the important things first, then you can always find time for the small rocks.
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- 15. The law of Goals - A goal is a dream with a deadline. Obstacles are those intimidating things you see when your eyes are hot focused on to the goal. You always miss 100% of the shots you do not take.
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- 16. The law of Elasticity - A mind once stretched by an idea never again regains its original dimensions.
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- 17. The law of Christmas - We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
………………………………............. Happy New Year, Grandpa’s laws.
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