Sunday, April 22, 2018

Aphorism is a pithy observation



- 2079  -  Aphorism is a pithy observation that contains a general truth.
 Some of these might hit home:
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-  1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
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-  2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag  his
tail.
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-  3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any 
sense at all.
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-  4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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-  5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep 
water.
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-  6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of 
the dark to become a teenager who wants To stay out all night?
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-  7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate 
how many people a company can Operate without.
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-  8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than  everyone
else looks?
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-  9.  Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
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-  10.  No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to  buy a
car.
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-  11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
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-  12.  Money can't buy  happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a  Corvette than in a Yugo.
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-  13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.
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-  14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
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-  15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're 
going to like it.
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-  16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size  bucket.
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-  17. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't
mind,  and the ones who mind, don't Matter!
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