Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Math causes confusing interpretations.



- 2068  - Math causes confusing interpretations.  Astronomy uses higher math.  Thinking mathematically causes you to interpret the English language differently.  Here are some examples of how confused you can get.  I am still confused?
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-   If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
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-  I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
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-  Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
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-  I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."

-  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.  I win.
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-  I'm great at multi-tasking.  I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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-  If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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-  Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don't care and the other 80 percent are glad you have them.
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-  Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?
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-  Take my advice, I'm not using it.
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-  I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
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-  Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
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-  Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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-  I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
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-  Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
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-  Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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-  If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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-  A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.  I won.
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-  Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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-  When I married Ms.Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

-  There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
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-  Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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-   Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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-  He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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-  Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
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-  Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
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-  I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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-  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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-   The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
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-  I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
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-  I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
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-  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not a sport you should take up.
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-  Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
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-  If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
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-  Money is the root of all wealth.
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-  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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