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- Math causes confusing interpretations.
Astronomy uses higher math.
Thinking mathematically causes you to interpret the English language
differently. Here are some examples of
how confused you can get. I am still
confused?
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- Math causes confusing
interpretations.
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- If
I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually
find me attractive.
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- I find it ironic that the colors red, white,
and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
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- Today a man knocked on my door and asked for
a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of
water.
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- I changed my
password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will
say, "Your password is incorrect."
- Artificial
intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I win.
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- I'm great at
multi-tasking. I can waste time, be
unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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- If you can
smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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- Never tell
your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don't care and the other 80 percent
are glad you have them.
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- Doesn't
expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?
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- Take my
advice, I'm not using it.
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- I hate it
when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
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- Hospitality
is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
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- Television
may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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- I bought a
vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
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- Every time
someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
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- Behind every
great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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- If you keep
your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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- A computer
once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I won.
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- Ever stop to
think and forget to start again?
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- When I
married Ms.Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
- There may be
no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
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- Women spend
more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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- Give me
ambiguity or give me something else.
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- He who laughs
last thinks slowest.
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- Is it wrong
that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
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- Women
sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
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- I was going
to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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- Change is
inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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- The grass
may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
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- I like long walks,
especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
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- I was going
to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
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- If at first
you don't succeed, skydiving is not a sport you should take up.
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- Sometimes I
wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
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- If tomatoes
are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
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- Money is the
root of all wealth.
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- No matter how
much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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